This sadly hasn’t been updated for a while because we’ve all been too busy to meet up. Luckily we got back together on a snowy Boston evening and caught up over the results of my new cupcake baking obsession. A has moved on from the semi famous musician to a semi famous local dj. He’s a total…
I lie about the stupidest shit
It’s never anything cool. I don’t tell people I’m a ninja (not like that’s a lie) or even anything that would make me look more like a classy lady - I don’t swear, I can’t eat an entire large pizza alone, I don’t serenade my loved ones to off-key classic…
Let’s be honest, sometimes the person you’re sleeping with is only tolerable for one night, possibly one night every few weeks, but maybe only one night in your life. Ever.
He might be super hot, 6’4, and a body earned from teaching Jiujitsu, but he will also coax you away from the adorable,…
If you walk a girl’s dog after spending the night with her, there’s a significantly higher chance of her calling you back for a repeat. There’s also a significantly higher chance of bjs with breakfast.
These are the kinds of things my girlfriends email me.
Step 1: Dress the part. Wear enough clothing to make your performance last. Though racy, lacy things are nice to look at, they are not necessary to perform a strip tease. Your man will enjoy watching you transform from your everyday self to…
Despite the fact that I have been very, very sick, restricting my extracurricular activities, I am in constant contact with my favorite sex bunny, A.
A is still sleeping with her famous guy. I finally met the famous boytoy, S, on halloween, which is how I ended up going home for the night with…
Guys aren’t going to change for you. Neither are girls. How many times have you heard a girl or guy talk about how the person they’re interested in is a commitmentphobe or a cheater, but they’ll put up with it because they’ll probably change for them. They’re not going to change for you. They’ll…
A says it as I’m trying to find the right winter boots. The sales lady gives us a look I’ve grown increasingly familiar with since I became best friends with A.
‘You do know we’re in public, right?’ I ask her as I wiggle into a size 6. ‘I think my calves are getting fat.’
‘They’re not fat, shut…
