If you walk a girl’s dog after spending the night with her, there’s a significantly higher chance of her calling you back for a repeat. There’s also a significantly higher chance of bjs with breakfast.
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The Sex Files
- Guy friend: Does Drops of Jupiter really turn girls on?
- Me: Yup.
- Guy friend: What if she doesn't like Train?
- Me: Throw out your shitty 'sex playlist.' Train is the kind of music a girl wants her boobie grabbed to. Trust me.
The Sex Files: You aren't going to change him, so stop trying
Guys aren’t going to change for you. Neither are girls. How many times have you heard a girl or guy talk about how the person they’re interested in is a commitmentphobe or a cheater, but they’ll put up with it because they’ll probably change for them. They’re not going to change for you. They’ll…
The Sex Files: I'm fucking someone famous
A says it as I’m trying to find the right winter boots. The sales lady gives us a look I’ve grown increasingly familiar with since I became best friends with A.
‘You do know we’re in public, right?’ I ask her as I wiggle into a size 6. ‘I think my calves are getting fat.’
‘They’re not fat, shut…
The Sex Files: Universal lies men tell
- It doesn’t bother us when you talk shit about our friends.
- We don’t mind when you take our favorite t-shirt.
- One outfit looks better than the other - we have no idea, we just want to get to dinner sometime this year.
- We love when your underwear match your shoes. We don’t even know what…
The Sex Files: What women want
Sitting over dinner with three girls, two dogs, four vintage wines, and a pile of fashion magazine, we lit some candles and tried to pin down just what we want. After getting all the ‘rugged, good looks,’ bullshit out of the way, and three glasses of wine, we got down to business.
Women just want…
The Sex Files: What makes a guy want to send dick pictures?
This is the text message I woke up to from A.
‘I don’t know. Ego. Lack of ego. Lack of sex lately.’
A - ‘But I don’t want to see that! We just met last week. What do you respond to that?’
‘Please put that thing away? I feel like it’s looking at me?’
A - ‘You’re useless.’
What does make a guy…
The Sex Files: Send me your sex songs
Guys
- Closer - NIN. j/k Dig by Incubus
- Change - Deftones
- Self Esteem - The Offspring
- Inside of You - Hoobastank
- Sick Sick Sick - Queens of the Stoneage
- Kiwi - Maroon 5. Ladies love Adam Levine
- Kiss and Control - AFI
- I Can Tell - 504 Boyz
- Pain - Three Days Grace
- Sweet Prince - Placebo
- Diamond Eyes - Deftones
The Sex Files: Worst sex or date you've ever had in one sentence.
I feel like I’m back in college, polling people and gathering data.
Ladies:
- That guy who told me he’d planned a romantic date, then took me to his sleezy friend’s house that he dealt weed out of.
- Her dad walked in while I was going down on her and he didn’t know she was gay.
- He didn’t…
The Sex Files: When does searching for a soulmate get deemed promiscuous?
We’re expanding on when to sleep with a guy and how sex on the first date can end all chances of a relationship. Andy is moving in with Cara, who just met a guy at the club and spent three days at his house. Three days! So Andy is explaining that Cara thinks she can date casually, but ends up…
